Reddit热议:最后一局《绝地求生》拿了第二名，躺在床上的你!

Can never rest easy afterwards.

只吃到鸡屁股之后的我，气的完全睡不着！

Between Saturday and Sunday I got a total of 23 2nd places in solos and only got 1st when i played squads

这周六和周天我单排总共吃了23次鸡屁股，唯一一次吃鸡还是四排的躺鸡，这游戏是真的不适合我吗?

You played for atleast 12 hours streigth? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

你这起码连刚了12个小时啊?你这是超级鱼卵局吧，不过我就喜欢你这种鱼卵!没你这种，我怎么能够那么轻易地吃鸡呢?手动滑稽

This is why I’ll never win at this game :(

这就是为什么我从来没吃到过

I play 3 or 4 games tops in a row. That's like almost 1.5 hours if you make it to top 10. I can't sit still for much longer

我有次连着三四把都进了决赛圈。但是我最多就能一直坐1.5个小时，再久点我就受不了了。。。

Get a vape pen with 70% or more thc. Your ass will sit.

来一根含70%碳氢化合物的电子烟抽上，你可以坐着继续战斗到天亮!

Gorilla glue here i come!

你那方法太落后了，我直接用502把屁股粘到板凳上!

70% THC? Fuck I wish I live where you do

含70%碳氢化合物的电子烟?这他吗都快赶上大麻了，我希望我就住在你上网的旁边，给我来两口啊～

I got a win with 0 kills last night. Never stop never stopping.

我昨晚0杀吃鸡，兴奋得我凌晨3点都没睡着。

Went to bed after getting first. I thought about how much it must suck for the other squad that got second lol

我每次吃鸡后上床睡觉都会想：那些在决赛圈被我爆头只吃到鸡屁股的人，该是有多难受啊。想想我就觉得开心，是不是很贱啊

They're all assholes anyway

他们都是屁♂!

That's what I ment actually.

英雄所见略同啊，干得漂亮兄dei！

I’ve been playing since release on steam. I’ve never gotten 1st. I’ve gotten a handful of 2nd place finishes. I’m almost always in the top 10.

I want a chicken dinner gotdamn.

自从这游戏出来我就开始玩了，到现在为止还没吃过一次鸡，就连吃次鸡屁股都是奢求，一般就是进进前十，这游戏是不是有毒啊？妈了个，能不能让我吃次鸡啊！！！

Wow dude thats rough. Hopefully many chicken dinners to come!

老哥我太同情你了。。。希望有人行行好在决赛圈自雷送你吃次鸡吧，我都快看哭了。。

Hopefully lol. I’m probably just bad at the game.

但愿如此吧可能这游戏就不适合我吧。

Do you play squads or solo? FPP or TPP? In my experience, first person squad games are the easiest wins.

你们玩的单排还是四排?第一人称还是第三人称?根据我多年吃鸡的经验，第一人称四排是最容易吃到鸡的，老哥我只能帮你到这里了，能不能吃鸡就看你自己的造化了